16 Tons

You load sixteen tons, what do you get

Another day older and deeper in debt
Saint Peter don't you call me 'cause I can't go
I owe my soul to the company store

Image Source: Brookie

Ze Hangover

Though an accomplished navigator on countless rallies, Helmut Von Snausages had hit the Goldschlager a bit hard before the day's race, and the resulting katzenjammer left his stomach weaker than the Deutschmark after WWI.

Image courtesy of Danijel Juricev.