Wednesday, December 29, 2010

All's Quiet On The Flea Front

Having been nursed back to health after suffering crippling cases of trench paw, Colonel Whiskers and Sergeant Piddles bid farewell to the kindly First Aid Nursing Yeomanry aides before scurrying back to the front line, where they met their demise with lungs full of mustard gas.

Friday, December 17, 2010

Our Boy Friday

Jeeves, to Price Albert Hall by way of Trafalgar Square, and don't skimp on the accelerator, old man. Lady Pussywillow is expecting us at 9:00 on the nose.

Friday, December 3, 2010

The Eyes

Gatsby Jr. surveyed the fenders of his newest automobile before jetting off from West Egg to The Big Apple for a night of speakeasy hopping and midnight kibble snacking.

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Round Hound

What Martha and little Walter couldn't fathom at the time was the degree to which Colonel Droopy Jowls' eating disorder had taken root in his scruffy soul. This would be the last time they all shared a laugh together.

Image source: Flickr

Thursday, November 18, 2010

Car Sick

Oh ruff, oh ruff, oh ruff…why did I have to eat that last *urp* Snausage. Followed by toilet water? *gurgle* What were you thinking, Chesterfield? What were you…oh ruff, oh ruff, oh ruff. Here comes the warm jet…

Thursday, November 11, 2010

Swing Down, Sweet Chariot Stop, And Let Me Ride

Little does this dogg know, but the suspendered sack of skin behind the wheel of his donk hasn't actually driven since the Rosenbergs were executed. Run, production assistants! Run!

Monday, October 25, 2010

Why You Can't Trust A Poodle

It was a grueling 20-hour drive from Los Angeles to Portland, but here I am. Sasha is going to flip her lid when she sees me…wait, who is that Weimaraner sniffing her butt?

Thursday, October 14, 2010

Bite Me, Vassar

Having failed to earn tenure for the fourth consecutive year due to one ill-fated romp with the dean's daughter at a department holiday party, Professor Mocha Choca Lata Yaya and his wife, Carmen, packed their bags and headed west, hoping to call in a favor from a Classics prof at USC.

Thursday, October 7, 2010

Little Big Appetite

Some words of advice: never get between a hungry Chihuahua and his Chalupa.

Friday, September 17, 2010

I guarantee one thing: this bruiser isn't listening to Yanni.

Thursday, September 9, 2010

Hawaiian Dog

This dog's driving you all the way downtown to a room without a view. Stay off the ice, and stay out of the fast lane, haole.