16 Tons

You load sixteen tons, what do you get

Another day older and deeper in debt
Saint Peter don't you call me 'cause I can't go
I owe my soul to the company store

Image Source: Brookie

Ze Hangover

Though an accomplished navigator on countless rallies, Helmut Von Snausages had hit the Goldschlager a bit hard before the day's race, and the resulting katzenjammer left his stomach weaker than the Deutschmark after WWI.

Image courtesy of Danijel Juricev.

All's Quiet On The Flea Front

Having been nursed back to health after suffering crippling cases of trench paw, Colonel Whiskers and Sergeant Piddles bid farewell to the kindly First Aid Nursing Yeomanry aides before scurrying back to the front line, where they met their demise with lungs full of mustard gas.

Our Boy Friday

Jeeves, to Price Albert Hall by way of Trafalgar Square, and don't skimp on the accelerator, old man. Lady Pussywillow is expecting us at 9:00 on the nose.

The Eyes

Gatsby Jr. surveyed the fenders of his newest automobile before jetting off from West Egg to The Big Apple for a night of speakeasy hopping and midnight kibble snacking.

Round Hound

What Martha and little Walter couldn't fathom at the time was the degree to which Colonel Droopy Jowls' eating disorder had taken root in his scruffy soul. This would be the last time they all shared a laugh together.

Image source: Flickr

Car Sick

Oh ruff, oh ruff, oh ruff…why did I have to eat that last *urp* Snausage. Followed by toilet water? *gurgle* What were you thinking, Chesterfield? What were you…oh ruff, oh ruff, oh ruff. Here comes the warm jet…

Swing Down, Sweet Chariot Stop, And Let Me Ride

Little does this dogg know, but the suspendered sack of skin behind the wheel of his donk hasn't actually driven since the Rosenbergs were executed. Run, production assistants! Run!

Why You Can't Trust A Poodle

It was a grueling 20-hour drive from Los Angeles to Portland, but here I am. Sasha is going to flip her lid when she sees me…wait, who is that Weimaraner sniffing her butt?

Bite Me, Vassar

Having failed to earn tenure for the fourth consecutive year due to one ill-fated romp with the dean's daughter at a department holiday party, Professor Mocha Choca Lata Yaya and his wife, Carmen, packed their bags and headed west, hoping to call in a favor from a Classics prof at USC.

Little Big Appetite

Some words of advice: never get between a hungry Chihuahua and his Chalupa.

I guarantee one thing: this bruiser isn't listening to Yanni.

Hawaiian Dog

This dog's driving you all the way downtown to a room without a view. Stay off the ice, and stay out of the fast lane, haole.

Dog Babysitter

This pooch is considered quite trustworthy by his family. He is responsible for dropping off this child at her nursery school on a daily basis.

Celebrity dogess busted driving under the influence!

This celebrity dog was pulled over in her Mercedes, after being caught driving 90 mph in the wrong lane and in the possession of some doggy cocaine. This police photo shows just how bad celebrities can look without makeup!

Special wheels for a "special" dog

This pooch doesn't allow "the accident" to interfere with his active lifestyle. With these attachable wheels, he is free to live again and enter society with dignity.

No Driving for this Dog Anymore

This poor pooch took one too many joyrides--now his owners aren't taking any chances with him behind the wheel!

Fun in the Sun

This happy mutt is looking quite pleased with himself. And why shouldn't he? He's ready to head out for a lazy drive down the coast...

A Rebel Hits the Open Road

This badboy pooch doesn't take orders from anyone. He's a true renegade--but somehow the pearls ruin the effect...

It ain't nothing but a hound dog...drivin' all the time

I just hope he doesn't get road rage...

Down N Dirty

Daryl the dog knows how to get down and dirty. When he's not cruising on his Harley he likes to hit the track on his Honda dirtbike.

Bulldog's Day Out

"Ugh... how did this song get on my ipod?! And how does Apple expect me to change the song when I don't have fingers!?"

Geisha Glory

Wheelin' and dealin', Barry the Bichon knows how to get down. He prefers to have his Geisha chofur him around. Some guys got all the luck...

Yo Quiero Taco Bell!

Pedro races to Taco Bell to satisfy his quesadilla craving. Yo Quiero Taco Bell! Pronto!!

Pampered Pooch

James prefers to be driven around while relaxing in his luxurious pet tent.

K9 Fun - Montana is for drivers

Montana, the Treasure State, known for its picturesque landscape and relaxed lifestyle is home to the largest breeding population of trumpeter swans in the lower United States, the largest migratory elk herd in the nation, and driving dogs. God Bless Montana!

Let's Make Party

On the drive to the party, Chet could hardly contain himself (seen above hanging out of the sunroof). Or it could have been that his buddy Brad ate 2 cans of beans for lunch! :-O

Golden Retriever Get Away Car

Greg waits in the get away car.

Frank the Trucker Dog

"Yep me and Bertha been through a lotta hauls together"

Don't the sweater fool you. Years of scrappin' in the hard has turned Frank into one tough pooch.

Garry the German Shepherd Gets Caught

Garry gets caught taking his owner's car for a spin after claiming to step outside for a "bathroom break"

Viva Ferrari!

There's only one thing that Mario like more than a creamy cannoli - and that's speeding around in his Ferrari!

Rainy Day Blues

Thomas was feeling rather down today. We couldn't get him to drive but he remained co-captain and official navigator.

Flyin' Bassett Hound

Barry the Bassett Hound zipping around town in his convertible.

My Other Car's In the Shop

Yea, sure it is.

Honeymoon's Over

I told you to get the LOW FAT Kibbles N Bits!!!

Is That Dog Driving A Boat?

Timmy the terrier is out for a spin around the lake in his new speedboat.

Colonel Von Schnauzer

1912 photo of Colonel Von Schnauzer surveying the land.

How You Doin?

We caught Pauli the Poodle hollering at some ladies in the east village

We're Not In Alaska Anymore

After hours of driving, Tim, Bob, And Will finally made it to Vegas. No one there thought it was weird that three dogs were cruising the strip.

Classic Crusing

Of all the dog parks, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine.

Michael Vic's Personal Assistant

Stuck in traffic, it all became clear to Michael Vic's personal assistant that he had chosen the wrong career.

Dog Driving Truck Hits Woman!

While his handler was on a domestic disturbance call, Ranger the police dog thought he'd go for a little joyride. The German Shepherd was hanging out in the cab of a pickup truck that was left running, reportedly so the dog could enjoy climate control in the balmy weather. Things got out of control when Ranger allegedly shifted the car into gear, hitting the unfortunate Mary Stone as she walked to her mailbox. Police yelled to her in an attempt to warn her, but she was not able to evade the oncoming truck.

Mrs. Stone is to remain hospitalized for a fractured pelvis and tailbone, while police in Ogden, Utah have some s'plainin' to do.

[Source: CBS 11]

Officers arrived shortly after. The shepherd was forced to take a breathalyser test. The result? Kibbles n Bits.

Case Closed.

Outta my way

"What Officer? I was only going 75!"

Red Neck Ridin'

I think the look on his face shows just how much he loves wearing that sweater

Barry from Boston

Where can I pahk the cah?

Sitting in traffic

This little guy, Harry, comes to us all the way from the UK (you can tell from the steering wheel being on the right side...and the pompous look in his eye)