Why You Can't Trust A Poodle

It was a grueling 20-hour drive from Los Angeles to Portland, but here I am. Sasha is going to flip her lid when she sees me…wait, who is that Weimaraner sniffing her butt?

Bite Me, Vassar

Having failed to earn tenure for the fourth consecutive year due to one ill-fated romp with the dean's daughter at a department holiday party, Professor Mocha Choca Lata Yaya and his wife, Carmen, packed their bags and headed west, hoping to call in a favor from a Classics prof at USC.

Little Big Appetite

Some words of advice: never get between a hungry Chihuahua and his Chalupa.