Michael Vic's Personal Assistant

Stuck in traffic, it all became clear to Michael Vic's personal assistant that he had chosen the wrong career.

Dog Driving Truck Hits Woman!

While his handler was on a domestic disturbance call, Ranger the police dog thought he'd go for a little joyride. The German Shepherd was hanging out in the cab of a pickup truck that was left running, reportedly so the dog could enjoy climate control in the balmy weather. Things got out of control when Ranger allegedly shifted the car into gear, hitting the unfortunate Mary Stone as she walked to her mailbox. Police yelled to her in an attempt to warn her, but she was not able to evade the oncoming truck.

Mrs. Stone is to remain hospitalized for a fractured pelvis and tailbone, while police in Ogden, Utah have some s'plainin' to do.

[Source: CBS 11]

Officers arrived shortly after. The shepherd was forced to take a breathalyser test. The result? Kibbles n Bits.

Case Closed.

Outta my way

"What Officer? I was only going 75!"

Red Neck Ridin'

I think the look on his face shows just how much he loves wearing that sweater

Barry from Boston

Where can I pahk the cah?

Sitting in traffic

This little guy, Harry, comes to us all the way from the UK (you can tell from the steering wheel being on the right side...and the pompous look in his eye)